LOOK OVER HERE AND NOT OVER THERE: How do you distract the whole entire world? How do you dishearten an emboldened, rebellious population? How do you attack their burgeoning nationalism? What if you burn their most beloved national treasure to the ground while the whole world watches? Could you quell a rebellion? Could you stop a revolution? Light Notre-Dame on fire and stream it burning live, and from every possible angle! The real question is, what else is happening today?